Here is it! Socks are quantum-confused objects.
1) Socks in a pair are coherent - characterized by the same purity and shape.
We can only determine the coordinates of one axis with sufficient accuracy, and we lose the ability to determine the coordinates of the other.
3) Socks are in the superposition of the left and right. Once we determine whether one of the socks in the pair is left or right, the other instantly becomes the opposite state, regardless of the distance between the socks.