My child has a fever (9 months) Called the pediatrician.
The child accidentally picked up the phone and crashed with it in my eye.
By the evening when the doctor arrived, I had swelling under my eyes and a blue-collar shade.
To her questioning look, I answered honestly that my son "charged". She seemed to believe...
In the morning came the neighborhood with two aunts and tortured us and our neighbors for several hours to find out how we live.

Christianity *