The banking history. History of 1.



In our bank we have a very careful and respectful attitude towards the client.

Especially if the client is a wealthy Buratino, the so-called VIP client.



It is hard to see what care and attention such a person is surrounded by.



Meeting at the entrance of the bank (almost with bread - salt). goodwill

accompanied by perfectly dressed, exhausted, trained,

Looking in the eyes of the bank. Any wish, any wish

performed instantly.

Once upon a time, an uncle came to us. as is ordered,

Fat, bald, beautiful in one word. He was put under white hands and brought to

The manager, and a good cognac, and all the songs needed.

They sang and danced. The Customer with the Best Thoughts

about the correct placement of your millions on our deposit accounts)

He leaves the bank.

There is a tradition of congratulating the nominees. All employees of the bank

Meeting in the hall of the bank (man 70). They are built in shelter.

The manager with flowers and envelope speaks. All Friendly

Applause and gifts are presented.

And here is this uncle (which is a VIP client), leaving the bank, suddenly

He feels that some misunderstandings begin to arise in his belly.

(Whether it’s for a good reception or for some other reason.)

Deciding not to risk, he returns to our bank and stays alone for a long time.

In our office 0-0.

At this time, it was time to congratulate another employee.

The day of cooking. All the clerks joyfully built into one hall in the hall,

Waiting for the next carpet. The manager came out with a luxurious bouquet.

Flowers and begins a congratulatory speech.

At the same time, the VIP person was doing his job.

the above-mentioned cabinet, which was in the hall. Judging by

sounds, loudly spreading throughout the building, well resonating with Finnish

Toilet, the problems of meteorism were not alien to him at all.

The people who gathered in the hall were mostly well-educated and all

They tried to make themselves deaf.

The exit of our respectable client from the toilet coincided with the end of the speech.

The head of staff and the applause of all employees.

Warmed by such attention, the spoiled VIP silently takes the flowers and

He leaves the bank with his eyes wiped and his jaw wiped.



No matter how to cooperate with such a good bank, with such sensitive and

Responsive people...?