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 13.01.2014
As if my childhood wasn’t over.)
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I was able to leave work for a few days.
SMS from Mom:
Do not put liquids in your luggage.
Don’t forget to wear socks and charging.
Write our phones on paper, suddenly you lose your phone.
If we’re late, don’t be afraid, suddenly we’re in a traffic jamming.
SMS from my father:
Do not talk to foreign adults.
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