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 16.01.2014
Why are mothers always trying to feed their children to death?

"Well, look, she took you on her arms at the nursery: three-five hundred kge, half a meter tall - and since then she has learned firmly that the child should grow well. On the doorstep with a pencil of centimeters marked, watched to eat well, gain weight... In twenty years everything was normal, and here heraks - the child suddenly stopped growing, aaa, panic! The subconscious gives a signal: feed urgently! Feeding even more! Logic, the child must grow up!

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