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 19.01.2014
Lorraine: Being me is not as easy as it seems. A fantasy that is worth it. For instance, today, I rushed to postpone the update of the program, and then immediately presented how some version - weak, but bold, trained under the melody of Rocky, makes beaten pixels, pulls bytes, swings. And in the kingdom of trouble, the evil wizard Regressio seizes power and only the smallest version can resist him. Finally, after long training, the wise sense calls for a program with the intonations of the leading boxing battle: "Are you ready?And the system kingdom already knows the answer, the folders are whispered, the antivirus is reverently shut down, the racers rush to tell me the good news of the miracle carrying light and salvation in their code, they display the message: "New version is ready to be installed!"
And I’m like the last senseless swallowing "later" and I go to drink tea. Now my conscience is tormenting.
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