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 20.01.2014
In response to the adoption of the law in Ukraine on the prohibition of mass events, including automobile, one citizen appealed to the police with an official statement.

He officially demanded an accompaniment of GAI for a trip with friends to the bathroom. The man warned that more than 5 cars will gather in the column, and the 10 friends gathered in the bath constitute a "mass event" that needs to be protected by law enforcement agencies with the demand to ensure compliance with the new laws in practice. The man wrote a statement to the police, in which he his intention to rest with friends in the bath and asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to properly protect public order. The message was addressed to the head of the Netishin city department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Lieutenant Colonel Roman Gavrilyuk. Copies were transferred to the local administration of the SBU and the city council. “Dear Lieutenant Colonel, on Fridays at 17:15 I, Ryzhuk Sergei Alekseevich, and my friends take ballneological procedures in Kolomye (Slavutskiy r-n). To the destination we drive an organized car column on more than 5 (five) own cars. In the context of a number of laws adopted on 16 January 2014 by the Verkhovna Rada, I consider it necessary to ask you to ensure the accompaniment of our car colony with special vehicles with special signals," the document said. "In connection with the fact that more than 10 people are expected to participate in the balneological procedures, which automatically falls under the classification of "mass event", we ask to ensure public order," the author of the statement asks. Ryzhuk also noted in writing that for the convenience of law enforcement agencies will ensure the departure of the car colony from the city department of the police.
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