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 22.01.2014
Lord: Here is my out-of-marriage sister saying to me: Over time you will realize that St. Petersburg is not what it seems. In the special. Which is nowhere else. Enjoy the first impression.)
Here to me just came a girl administrator, walked on the street from Nevsky 107, it is somewhere four hundred meters, in the frost at minus twenty, and brought... a fan, on the leg, a healthy such a half-and-a-half-meter shit, she said, maybe needed. in the winter.
I will understand these people.
Lord: Now I sit and smoke on the staircase cage and think that all the doors are like doors, and one dirty pipet, dust on the belt, traces of dried thistles, thistles of blews, I was not lazy to approach the sign to read, and precisely... a member of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg.
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