An employee about her new Skype foreign language teacher:
C: He is so cool, he lives in Crimea, by the way, your countryman!
I: What a landlord, he is in Crimea, and I was born in Magadan!
C: Well, it’s also on the shore. Both of you are from the planet Earth.
The portion. Three minutes later:
C: You just don’t write this on Facebook, or I’ll never get married!