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 23.01.2014
From the pick-up, a discussion on the topic “Ancient myths claim that the moles on the body are those places where you were killed in a past life”:
xxx: I have more than two hundred births on my body O_O probably killed me with small pieces of something.
I thought I was eaten by a vampire.
Zzz: Hm, I was shot in eggs? O_O
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