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 26.01.2014
The Gift
There was a boy with a girl. He is an orphan, raised by relatives. It is not easy for her either. And they had friends since childhood - then she helped him with lessons, then he would dig her potatoes.
They grew up and moved to a big city.
The girl has a anniversary. Just like a 25th anniversary. But... shortly before her birthday she became seriously ill, the mood at zero.
A friend would like to delight her - and what - himself "on the melt".
I thought and I invented.
He came to her in the hospital, got out of the package a toy cartridge, poured him in the body of spices, pulled the rope - cartridge and turned over.
“Here,” she says, “all girls dream that a truck with spices will turn over on their streets!
... has helped. The patient soon went to repair :-)
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