The Modern:

When I read about Robinson Crusoe at the Institute, I liked the book. As I read it now, I realized that he just opened the era of Twitter. "I went to the forest". "I walked into the tree". "I made a scarf". "I am very unhappy" "I caught a goat" "I made a fence" "I am deeply unhappy", well, and so on, reading in the light of modern realities is nice.

You just don’t understand what the fundamental difference is. The book preserves the style of real diaries. The man worked a lot, was very tired, so he wrote briefly and only in order not to go crazy. Your own tweet is, basically, a recording of empty events and immature reflections, as well as another way to self-admiration.