The wife, preparing for the upcoming birth, read the educational article and addresses me:

I don’t want to give birth anymore. Is it too late to refuse?
I: This is for you, my dear, my revenge for forcing me to turn my socks before washing.
I’t be happy early in your place. It is written here that the usual sexual life is restored only 3-4 months after birth.
I: I hope that’s not about oral sex?! to
J: Maybe, but I don’t think you’re going to be very pleased with me doing it after what happens to me when I give birth.