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 04.02.2014
This friend:
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Duke Freeman: I’m cuddling myself. Everywhere they only say that about sex, in movies, the babies are ready for any disgrace, and in reality... I will say directly - I believe more that there are dragons and dwarves than what the babies will ever give me.
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As long as you call all the girls and women grandmothers, treat them as grandmothers, you will only have to believe in dragons.
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