To this: No, but what would you react if you woke up at two o'clock at night from the fact that a naked man lies in your bed and says "Silence, so it should be?"! to

I wake up at home sometimes.

The morning. The third floor. I sleep. knock at the window. There is a stranger on the balcony. To my deformed appearance: "Do you have seams not flowing during the rain after placing the seal?"

3 hours of night. I have a rooster on the balcony. I use it. It turns out, not at me, but on the floor below, at the neighbor. Voice: "This is the third floor?" Neighbor: "What are you climbing here?!"Voice: "I go to the girl I love!" Neighbor: "I’ve gone out of here, Romeo unworked!" Someone clothes in ropes and then flies down.

The morning. A bell at the door. I open at midnight. On the threshold a strange woman: “I didn’t lose my pants from you?” Woman, confused: "Child jeans to you on the balcony did not fly?"