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 07.02.2014
I come somehow to the ATM, everything is standard - a gun in the tank and pay.
I stand in a line to the cashier operator, and here a girl, so excited, runs to the cashier and screams:
You have bad gasoline, I don’t have a car.
The cashier looks at the monitor and says:
So you got Dt.
And this girl’s car was I don’t remember what, but exactly she doesn’t drive on the DT.
Then the girl asks:
What is DT?
The cashier answers:
The diesel fuel.
A girl with a surprised face:
And I thought for “Taioot”...
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