The Humorists:

Recently at the station, a police officer asked to check the bag - on his question, whether there is anything forbidden, I was barely distracted from the answers :)

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I am not a police officer, but a provider, I work in the night shift in the pharmacy, and every time there is at least one clown who will ask for a hundred packages of condoms, after which he will start to rust like a horse over his petrossian joke. Unfortunately, we’ve known all of your “tricks” for a long time, and believe them, they weren’t funny even when we heard them for the first time. Leave the people in peace, god.