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 18.02.2014
Vladimir: In general, one chemist in the Soviet times conducted the reaction of obtaining the substance tryptamine by restoring the original substance by sodium borohydride. The point is that borohydride reacts explosively with water. You need to drop water in the mixture in small drops, intensely mixing. It seems that the reaction is over, you need to break down the remnants of borohydride with water. Poppy – there is no reaction. He continued – quietly. Then remove the remaining water. It is like a pearl!! In general, the reactionary mixture was thrown out, the whole extractor and chemistry stumbled from head to foot. He came in a new costume, but did not wear the shirt. And the reaction was so violent that the recovery went on, and a substance called scatol was formed in addition to tryptamine. A scatol is formed in the intestine as a result of the decomposition of tryptophan - one of the amino acids that are part of protein substances. The smell of feces is mainly due to the contents of scatol in them. Moreover, the contents of the scatol in the cocoa are very small :) Imagine what amber from a couple of grams absorbed in a new suit....
Olga :D
Vladimir: What to do, in the USSR it was not possible to just go so, and buy another suit, he carried it in the chimchitsk. Explained the reason, but when he opened the package... In general, he was asked not to appear there again :)
Vladimir: By the way, the squid in a certain small concentration smells of jasmine. In general, the jasmine distinguishes the scotch, the poet smells like that :)
[17:04:55] Olga: Then I think why I don’t like the hour with jasmine...
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