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 20.02.2014
Has anyone seen the new Euro?
YYY: Yes, I have not seen the old man for a long time.
ZZZ: With such prices, they will be like Olympic socks, only for collectors
YYY: Oh, and you will be able to see only on the Internet, low-resolution jpeg, downloaded from a pirate site through torrent.
ZZZ: Dad, did you really ever have the euro?
No child, it is fantasy. And in general, do not get distracted, dig the roots, or there will be nothing to eat for lunch!
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