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 21.02.2014
In the refrigerator was an ehermeister (a little more than half a bottle). Drinking clean is not bad, decided to declare cocktails with the participation of this drink.
I found a cocktail of "black blood" with curacao and sprite. I sat all night playing tanks and drank this miracle.
Apparently the stomach and everything that after it became green and already the third morning I remember the phrase "where is the smaragd in the ass."
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