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 21.02.2014
Oh well, they went straight:

Mercantile who:

The Lady:
I live alone with a child for a few years. Everything in the apartment started to break down.
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair the computer / pin the nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

Question: " 500 to 1000 rubles. Is it enough?" And it is better to call sanitary technicians / electricians, etc., if the acquaintances should do for free, do they do nothing more? Or then they are friendly to cook a pot of soup and wash the floor?

To help a single woman for you requires motivation of 500-1000 rubles? Are you serious? Just help, just set aside the evening, come and do what happens. I am sure she will be extremely grateful to you and will surely feed you with borsch and chickens. Without any subtitles. Learn to help people, they say, is very useful for karma.
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And even more grateful will be the wife, when her husband allocates a whole evening for another single... and then you say that the nail was stabbed, not the dude inserted...
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