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 22.02.2014
Forever in the Friend Zone:

A boy girl, bisexual, child-free, knows how to cook if you give out products, listen to dsbm, loves cats... NONE. never ever. Not by Fredson. Sitting alone with the cats. Absolutely alone. The fuck knows what the problem is. It seems that both boys and girls are suitable for her, like her parameters are almost model (179 height, 52 weights), hysterical does not please, she does not suffer from jealousy, but here... She sits.

Comrades of friends, you would at least hang the identification signs on yourself...

I once had one that was just a friend to all the girls, and until I was twenty with a virgin over. After three years of perfectly wonderful relationship, he turned to another, again in the friendzone. I feel very sorry for you and would love to comfort someone. I’m just afraid that you’re more pleasant to walk the tail for a girl who wildly blows money into cosmetics and you’re absolutely not interested in living and fucking with a girl in jeans and a maike who is very happy to discuss women’s ass with you. No is?
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