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 22.02.2014
He worked as a speaker on a feast. A lot of new acquaintances. One, knowing that I am also an admin, breaks into a face in the social network. To summarize, the dialogue is like this:
J is Hi. Do you have a wind? Give the disc.
I: Yes, give me a bucket, I will write. I will not give the disc.
Further boring clarification, which screw he needed, as a result, it turned out that note 2 and need HR and 7.
Give me two discs. I will record. Call 8X for a meeting place.
A: I broke the phone. Let’s go there tomorrow and so much.
I: I can’t, and I can go lazy. Call anybody.
A: There is no phone. How do we meet?
I: Bring two clean new DVDs there (one of the points I serve) and give it to the girls.
The girls give 2 discs in a envelope. I get the discs and... They’re fucked in the hole. Scratched, crushed, with scales, with a partially layered carrier layer, in fat, one cracks on the entire radius, and traces of recording are visible on all. A new correspondence:
I: What did you bring me? I asked for new ones.
I had no money for new ones. I found unnecessary, they are not even read on the note, it was a pity to throw out, here they brought.
I: I can't write on them, bring two new discs.
After a while I come, the girls give me 1 bulb with a note "Save 2 pieces on one disk, the second didn’t have enough money. I would like to return the two discs".
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