This is:
to this:
I loose 803g, take food and leave. The seller picks up the jaw, the line shakes with laughter."

Tell me, please, ALL Ukrainians say "put" instead of "put"?
Is this a new fashion, illiteracy, or is it really the rule of the Ukrainian language?! to
I want to find out...

In fact, the quote is about Kazakhstan, where did you see Ukraine there?