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 28.02.2014
I sit at work, I don’t touch anyone, a girl fits.
Can you change the lightning on your jacket?
I can.
How much will it cost?
* knocking on the wall of the neighboring department
and IRA! How much will it cost to change a lightning jacket?
What length?
What is the length of the jacket?
This is... long.
IRA is a long lightning. How much?
From 800 to 1000, you have to look at it.
- Girl, the lightning to change will cost from 1000 to 1200.
The girl quietly figured.
Why is it cheaper in the neighborhood?
Because I have to repair cell phones!
c) StrikeTR
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