AS: Maidan: passengers raised the uprising in the plane, a cowardly pilot jumped out with a parachute, now everyone is curiously waiting for when the fuel will end.
AS: During the entire flight, the pilot first rolled out the brightest devices in the cabin, and then began to wander around the cabin and press the passengers mobile phones. Actually, it is not surprising that the passengers were upset, especially since the presence of a parachute at the platoon they guessed initially.
BPR: Well stand, a new pilot has been selected on this plane right away
BPR: voting by passengers
BPR: from business class
AS: Does he have a twisted device?
BPR: officers promised to send military aircraft from neighbors. But! Only after the new pilot boarded the plane :D
BPR: Meanwhile, the passengers of the tail compartment are rallying to separate the tail in flight and join it with neighboring Ruslan.)))
AS: Passengers of the nose section in this case, threaten to throw everybody around with unwashed stockpile socks with the smell of nuclear weapons.
BPR: At the same time, everyone carefully does not remember that every new pilot got new brilliant instruments and twisted them again.)))
AS: A "Ruslan" just so big that you can do a lot of things on it without compromising functionality?)
BPR: "Ruslan" is more clever than any. He does not use fuel in flight, but produces it :D