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 28.02.2014
What a beauty that blooms. A woman, of course, is multifunctional: and will support itself in order (otherwise no one likes it), and take care of their neighbors (otherwise she is in need of anyone at all), and the men closest must wash and dress (even when they resist, that clean socks matching the color is a sign of gayness), she among her girlfriends a suitable couple to look for, and has not yet found (there is no hurry) - herself intimately "in friendship" to serve, and then Mr. - pleases a good guy from unconstructedness! And at the same time, of course, provide yourself and your family - so that for your own couple not to be a "parasite that sits on your neck." True, your couple such a touching care for your neighbor anyway, gently speaking, will not have to...
But a man can only do one thing - but it is one thing in perfection and absolute! What a blasphemy to demand that a computer genius even shoes could clean himself.
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