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 04.03.2014
from JJ:

I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (big and chic) in a fighting posture in front of the chihuahua stood, squeezed, and tried to hit with a lap, well, the girl in a scream. Ivanovich said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!
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