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 05.03.2014
Do you want to download the file? Download it quickly, just take a paid account!

No thank you. I jump it and so on, at a low speed.

Are you sure? Per a paid account?

No thank you. I jump slowly.

is OK. Wait to. Per a paycheck?

Your own division! I said, I download this file at low speed! I don’t need your payment account!

“Well, well... Buy an account, download this file in a minute, not four minutes. Buy it, right?

Jop your mother! I’ve already said, fucking that I’m downloading this crazy file at this fucking speed!

Oh man, don’t shake up! You will have a low speed, why do you do it? Wait another minute or two. and ah. A little more. A paid account? No is? Well, FIG with you... Oh, and the file was not found.

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Maybe a paid account?

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