A friend told about the adventures of his relative in one of the banks of Moscow. She wanted to know if there is a branch of this bank in Tatarstan. This is the dialogue:
I would like to know if your bank has a branch in Tatarstan.
Sorry, our bank has offices only in Russia.
Yes, it is Russia. The city of Kazan...
Aunt at the Bank: Kazan? I repeat, only in Russia.
There is the river Volga.
Aunt in the Bank: Volga? The MMM?
Well yes Volga. It still falls into the Caspian Sea.
With these words she left, leaving the bank in shock.