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 11.03.2014
Dialogue at work:
Did you congratulate the children on March 8th? Do you have girls?
A girl and a boy. The child-girl congratulated, gave 500 rubles on online toys, whatever he wants, it will spend.
How did he congratulate his sister?
He said he would not be beaten today.
It is cool! My brother gave me such gifts as a child.
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