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 13.03.2014
It seems that I can explain the reason for the “dependence” between wearing the first and second socks.
This is a morning compromise between the desire to divide and the sense of responsibility:

Get out of bed and put on a maid.
Wear a mayka - you can not sit, you need to wear pants, or it turns out that you are unworking.
I put on pants - I need to put on socks immediately.
I put on the first socks... Oh oh, you’re not dumb, you’re wearing socks! You can depend on an indefinite time between the first and the second.

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