by dr. of Zivago:

He almost died of surprise. My beloved fellow citizens mocked me as they wanted.

The first episode:

Lovely dressed woman 30 years old with a tail. Two children. The second child is 2 weeks old. The breast feeding.
My child has been constantly coughing since yesterday.
What did you eat and drink yesterday?
A bottle of dry red wine.
– and?!!! to
Well, you are a doctor! I didn’t know I couldn’t! My aunt has a second child. I also had a birthday. Do you know that red wine is good for you?

The second episode that followed the first:

A mother with a 9-year-old girl. The girl is specifically stormed, she is madly smiling, periodically shaking. There is a clear smell of fresh drink in the room. The mother does not sown begins to list all the helminths, which in her opinion colonized the unhappy child.
Please wait. Your child is drunk!
My mother cried, and then said the phrase that caught me:
We treated it by popular methods. Half a glass of cognac with half castor oil. They say it helps well from worms.

Tom Sawyer and his aunt Polly with the "Universal Pain Remover" are nervously smoking in the corner.
What should I do with them :(?