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 16.03.2014
We had a soft toy – a bull that spoke when you kicked it or hit it. It contains about 7 short sentences. In general, my husband and I have a complete romance, the process of X is in the midst and here this shit falls and cries: Oh you! is great!

To say that all the mood and desire for the mark, nothing to say!
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It is easy to confuse you... how many similar situations have been described here, but they are reduced to the fact that the fly has flown - there was no sex. You probably didn’t want it, and it’s just an excuse to cancel the talk.)
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