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 16.03.2014
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Stop the planet, I’ll go down.
XX: I sit on forums for young people and not very mom (well, I’m preparing for a young mother’s life). I have in the questionnaire signed that by education I am a doctor (although it is not stated that a psychiatrist).

XX: I am afraid that these people are giving birth to someone, and even worse. My child learns and lives with them.

XX: Virgo asks me as a specialist: “How do I need to lie down to get pregnant after sex?” According to her, the sperm should flow into one of the ovaries.

The second is interested in whether it is true that her child will consist of the genes of different people, because her husband is not the first, and she has read that all of their genes remain in her uterus until conception.

XX: Part of themes are devoted to horoscopes and Orthodoxy. Sometimes one topic discusses how to baptize and what to do if the mother is a lamb, the father is a body, and the child is a cancer.

XX: Share with each other fantastic recipes "how to fly unnoticed" and "how to cure cancer with chamomile infusion".

XX: And those people are all by my side! Aaaahah!

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Think positively. So much for a doctor!! and ;)
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