I sit in a cafe and watch the scene.

There is a guy with a girlfriend and his friend. They introduce them, introduce them, etc. A friend asks the girl:
How did you get caught up with this fool?
My friend sneezed intentionally
You’re lucky, I’m scratching. How will you take care of her? You are unemployed.
The guy under the table tossed a friend’s leg, and the girl is already starting to red and smile.
Well, you’ll have to take your lazy ass off now :)
The guy can’t stand it and says, “If she doesn’t give me today, I’ll fuck you at night.”