In Rostov, a popular sports goods store announced the promotion: "You come on an old bike, we will weigh it and we will give a discount in as many percent as your bike weighs.
The acquaintance did not let go and welded this monster from a steel circle and corners and brought it to "Gazeli". Called the manager. We put the lead on weights - 113 kg. That officer. The senior manager comes out. He is also swollen. Ask: "A discount of 60 percent will you do?"
A friend gets a smartphone and shows the terms of their open offer. They stumble at the end. A 100% discount is inevitable.
They say "What bicycle would you like to buy from us?"
And here the acquaintance shows for 200 thousand.
I went home with a new veil :)"

The best comment:
Dreamtry: Now the manager who invented the stock will drive to work on this 113-pound big car