I work in the House of Culture. There was a touring concert in a collage of millionaires (well, the state owes a million). Microphone monitors are installed. There are musicians out, well there are violins and other whistles. One trumpet came to his place and wanted to sneeze. I turned away from the microphone and sneezed. But to cheat at the same time the butterfly loudly lost in the microphone that the concert was not expected for 15 to 20 minutes. People just rolled under the chairs, and the musicians too... the conductor was so fucking off the stage.