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 26.03.2014
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Do not do harm that can be attracted. Throw away a kilogram of ice cream, sooner or later in the apartment of the man will stand such a smell that he will be happy to pull out his refrigerator. (For the reliability of the story, you can drop a kilogram of dead pigeons)
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Method of purifying ventilation from housing facilities: a chain of the desired length (about 30 meters) is welded to it, taking a hose of 16 kilograms. The end of the chain is fixed, and the giraffe is thrown into the notorious hole on the roof, cleaning its way on its own. If there is too much chain left after stopping (the gear is stuck before reaching the end goal), then it is pulled out and the drop operation is repeated the necessary number of times.
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