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 27.03.2014
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Recently, the ventilation grid in the kitchen stopped working. I put a flame - there is no pull.
What am I?
I sincerely wish everyone who crashes their refrigerators into the air pipes not to stop at the achievement and crash their microwave directly into the sewage collector. They are smart, beats.
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Any windshield is drawn to the roof, and on top of it is usually a shallow, easily removable gesture cushion. Algorithm: 1) Carefully remove the cushion. 2) We put the lome inside. 3) Carefully put the cushion in place.
To avoid complications, we evacuate from the roof through the adjacent entrance, or conduct an act of retaliation in the deep night.

Do not do harm that can be attracted. Throw away a kilogram of ice cream, sooner or later in the apartment of the man will stand such a smell that he will be happy to pull out his refrigerator. (For the reliability of the story, you can drop a kilogram of dead pigeons)

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You are fucking fucking, fool. The smell will stand all over the wind. Standing for a few months and removing it will not be anything.
Throw them away, maybe even uranium.
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