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 29.03.2014
The Storyteller
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I’m going to work today, a guy comes in front of me and talks on the phone: “I bought my fifth iPhone, now I call him.” He failed to negotiate and slipped and fell. As a result, the iPhone crashed: the screen crashed and covered with cracks, the battery crashed and some more inside.
Conclusion: it is bad to talk on a expensive smartphone and not look under your feet.
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Either you have a Chinese phoneless guy, or you have a stormy fantasy.
The iPhone screen can not fall off, because it is wrapped with screws to the aluminum frame
The battery of the iPhone is glued into the body throughout the area, its replacement requires little effort, so that it could not fall out precisely from the fall.
Source: http://bash.im
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