A friend invited me for my birthday. When they went, they never thought about what to give. In the middle of the drinking, the namingman sent us with a friend for vodka. I took two bottles and went to the box. See: on the shelf near the box, among all kinds of gum condoms, there is a gel for anal sex.
I: Oh, let’s give him a joke!
Friend: Oh, what it will look like in the eyes of the saleswoman - two men buy two bottles of vodka and anal gel...