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 06.09.2008
This happened in Soviet times, when the car was more of a luxury.

It was just a means of transportation and I had to get there.

Electric cars and buses did not interfere with the number of people in the city.

Friday and Saturday out of town. Many boys arrived.

Until I get on the sidewalks. For example, they stood on the Schelkovskaya route on the exit from

Moscow with a backpack and voted. And so on translations.

They arrived. The drivers also benefited: even gasoline to justify. Driving

A man in the country, took two companions: an intelligent old man and a aunt,

Unknown to each other. The old man sits in the front seat and sometimes

He tried to engage a conversation with the driver, but all his attempts failed.

They were already tired of driving. Aunt is in the back.

He sat and kept silent all the way. Then he came on his way.

The bushes go. The passengers were also not disappointed. have gone out. All the bags.

Naturally in the car. Boys on the left, girls on the right. for men

This is much easier to do, they and the bushes are actually not to get to.

Then, my aunt went deep in the woods. The men relieved and sat in the car.

and went on. A little passing, the old man said cautiously.

The Driver:

"Sorry, but I thought the woman who was driving with us was telling me that she was

Black, and you planted it much earlier. And her stuff here.

are left.

And here to the guide comes: the aunt they didn't wait for the bushes! And indeed,

The bag is here, I can’t go back. On the subject: “What are you?

Immediately was silent!He turned away and returned to his aunt.

to pick. She has already returned from the bushes.

They are back, there is no aunt. This is what to do here? Where is her now

Do things?

“Let us bring her things to Chernov,” the old man proposes, “maybe,

Who knows her there?

We went again. Arrived in Black. My aunt is sitting at the stop, crying.

She, it turns out, ran out of the forest, and saw that without her they left.

She decided that everything was planned in advance to conspire to take away things from her.

She caught the pack, said that they stole – good people brought her.

Seeing the familiar car, she was delighted, rushed to the bags with compliments:

“Vasjenko, baby, I thought I had lost you!” It turned out, in

One of the bags slept peacefully... a cat! My aunt was most upset.

Loss is their favorite, "to figured with them, with things!" In what way

The animal did not make a sound throughout the road – unknown. by my cat.

I know what is unrealistically simple, but the fact – the animal slept peacefully in the

The bag, awoke and slowly began to pull only from the kisses of the crying woman.

The hostesses.

After all, it ended well. Since then, he has been driving.

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