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 04.04.2014
105 kilos and 180 heights. There is a beloved and mutually loving husband-beautiful, our marriage is jealous of all acquaintances. Women quietly lick their husbands, men try to figure out what my secret is and they also fall in love. Why is?
Because I am cooking. Because it is okay at home. Because there is a common view at the molecular level. Because the main principle of our family is you to me, and I to you more! Because small homework is perceived as: "I will do it! No, I!" Because we can’t imagine life without each other. Because it is bad sex. I don’t care about other men, but I look after myself. 13 years of marriage. I got married at 89 :)
All love and joy!
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