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 04.04.2014
and Nina:
I should have come to you for lunch...

and Nina:
I read the technical description and instructions for the engine TMZ 8481.10. In every line there are clues to sex. Look at yourself:

and Nina:
The working wheel of the semi-open type turbine, with radial blades, is made by the casting method of heat-resistant alloy. It is connected with the wire welding method - friction"

and Nina:
It’s all about sex!

and Nina:
The lubrication of turbocharging bearings is carried out under pressure from the engine lubrication system.

and Nina:
How can you read it calmly?! to

and Nina:
I’m already silent about the "sugging collectors" and the "forced circulation"! What about those punches and pushers, fingers and cheeks? Go crazy!

and Nina:
No, you see what is happening: "The rod together with the valve, overcoming the force of the sprinkle, moves and opens the melting hole".

and Nina:
All, I can’t work like that anymore!

and Nina:
I’d rather do electric counters.
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