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 05.04.2014
The xxx:
there was a device with a half-rocketed lid and a battery exploded, all the stuff in something gray

and ZZZ:
Oh, it is "grey" - alkaline electrolyte.
In general, it is better not to touch his hands and especially not to breathe.
What about the device?

The xxx:
Well, what for the device can be lying on the girl's benches?

and ZZZ:
The vibrator?

The xxx:
+ is

and ZZZ:
Listen, Figo, the nuclear weapon he has to see. O_O
Was it not in use?

The xxx:
Five minutes after I turned it off.
And so the writer.
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In the course of this "appliance" an orgasm happened, I would like to look at that girl from whom even mechanical products end up with gray matter))))
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