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 08.04.2014
Chairman Mao is on the move.
The army of wild cats.
The surrounding chickens are spending.
Hundreds of hungry mouths.
The farmer takes a gun.
He targets in vain:
The army of Myo - Chongqing Beast -
comes from all sides.
Meo, of course, does not like people –
So many divorced!
To make them nails.
To kill in the sky...
The Red Beast! People will stand.
The fucking blouse!
Whoever would give the bandit a sting,
Who would resemble him?! to
Chairman Mao can wait.
He secretly dreams of
Suddenly a star passes through the sky.
With a long mouse tail.
Then the earth will be swallowed,
The orbits are broken.
The fields will be grown with grass,
The rivers will be covered by ice.
Then the cats will come out.
There will be a wicked century.
Mice and birds will come.
Not to live and every flesh.
Chairman Myo, shaking his eyes,
Foot in the shower.
Strongly fulfilling a new order.
for the shower. © luaths_lurgann
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