To "Caesarevics-Caesarevics" and "Cherbers-Cherbers", since the site is humorous, a joke:
"Publishing office "Northwest", working day, everyone is sitting in the mouth. Suddenly a thunder, a door with a cock, some long ears in the coats break, turmoil, chairs fly, arrows... Then suddenly everything disappears, silence... The employees come out from under the tables and see a note attached to the wall with a knot. They turn, and there: "...and tell your translator that he is a goat! by Curtis Curtis"