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 15.04.2014
It's still nonsense) 4 years ago was a funny "story of beating a baby"
The hardware was on the 3rd floor of the building, the floors are designed for 200 kg / m3, we have long spent 600, money for the construction of a new room is not given, something like for such needs is not planned, something else please, it is not. Under the server accountant, even lower lawyers.
How to throw out money when they say – let’s understand, let’s believe – let’s not give?
Give a team to the guys who serve users, not to enter these offices, to be silent as partisans and to help users only remotely, if you need to do something physically with the comp, then take it to the workshop, and very quickly - ran away, pulled away, fled.
Women don’t understand anything – the guys tremble – they’re in any way, they’re with us, we’re with you – you understand, they’re afraid guys, there, above you, 3 times overloading the overloads, if the equipment fails... generally it’ll pass through you, through lawyers and somewhere there, under the foundation, it’ll stop, and our boys don’t need it, young people still, to pull them out of under the foundation. They raised such a noise that the next day a delegation of the top managers came, smartly looked at the cabinets (not going inside) and the money was found sharply.
There are such stories.)
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