In the universe there was one such smart woman, a graduate of the linguistic universe. Teacher of English. She was very proud that she was a linguist - we graduates of that university all suffer from this. There is no pride, there is pride. Fall down, we know English. I only faced her with my, IT-shna, sides, it was enough for me. Then the system folders will be deleted: "I wanted to release space". Then they will bring from her a system with a debris of the line in the drive - other ways to extract the disk she did not know, as it turned out, carved out the line until it broke. Once I stumbled upon her with a metal spoon to prevent something in the container with the boiler on: "And what, why not? I am not a hand, I am a spoon - a spoon of electricity will not hit!" She was upset when her reports were returned to her rework: "There is everything right!" Well, yes: out of 5 students in the group, 5 received the rating of "excellent" and 3 "good". I was somehow interested in reading what she wrote: the first word in the sentence was "duty"... After being fired from the universe, she went to school to work.